Tuesday, June 07, 2005

On the Nature of Life, the Universe, and All That Other Stuff Too

I've been vaugely at this for a year, and then some. I managed to fall off the edge of the world and to claim knowledge of everything. It has been a productive year; I've gone flying through the trees, swimming with the fishes, and managed to sleep a full night through.

Amazing. I know.

But now it is time to share. My book is not yet published, my book is not yet written. My book might not even be completely thought out, I'm not sure. I'll have to ask the monkies if they're just pounding randomly on the keyboards again. But there is one secret that once understood leads to a profound acceptance of The Way Things Are.

It's something that everyone should know, everyone should understand, and if everyone were to live by it is something that would cause the world to be entirely different than it is today. More purple. It is a secret that everyone should know, that might finally bring peace to the galaxy. (Which galaxy, I'm not sure, but one of them at least.)

I desire to share a deeper understanding of Life, the Universe, and All That Other Stuff Too, and that understanding would come right here. If only I hadn't left my notes in my pocket. I hope the washing machine is at least a little brighter now.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm really just curious what it is you have against teal. It's a wonderful color. Some might even argue better than purple, which was just made up by Crayola anyway. I think the whole world would be better if there were more teal in it. And less beige.


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