The Anti-Sock
So I got my MP3 player a while ago, and of course with it came a (really cheap) set of headphones. The bud-style, with some bud-coverings to, err, protect your ears? Or to protect the headphones? Or to just make 'em look cool? I've not figured that one out yet. Anyway, it's a set of headphones complete with bud-coverings. Magical bud-coverings. Mystical bud-coverings. I wish I had a pair of socks like these bud-coverings.
The problem with the earphones (other than them being cheap, so their sound quality isn't the greatest, and being small so you get like anti-bass or something, the problem is the coverings fall off fairly easily. Not on putting them on, that would suck. Then you'd end up getting ear-bud-coverings in your ears. But if you've got the player in a pocket or backpack or something, it's entirely possible that the coverings will fall off when extracting the player from such an enclosed space.
This has happened to me twice now, loosing the covering. So it'd be nice that they shipped with a couple of extras. But since I've had it for such a short time, I'd be a bit worried. If the coverings weren't magical.
Both times, I ended up searching everywhere it could have gone. Pockets, backpack, floor, hovering somewhere in midair. Removing everything, opening everything, cleaning everything, and nada. And then about an hour or three after giving it up as a lost cause, not looking anymore, not expecting to find it, it turns up in a completely unexpected place. Unexpected, as it's somewhere that I had looked a half-dozen times, and it certainly was /not/ there.
Now if I could figure out how it does this, I could finally stop worrying about sock-eating dryers.
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4 Comments:
How dare you accuse the dryers of being sock-eating. All the dryers I know are very gentle beasts, living only on little electrons, and would never, ever eat clothing! No, the culpret you need to be worried about is the splendiferous sock fairy. A mischevious little creature, she travels the world with a sack full of socks. And she has magic that lets her know whether you've been good and hugged a tree lately. According to this, she either gives you extra clothing or takes some away. So although there is a certain amount of theft and re-gifting going on, no clothing is being harmed. No more talk of eating it, OK?
You've apparently not heard the dryers I've known. They make some remarkably hungry-sounding noises. And if they don't eat things, why do they need so many teeth?
You idiots! It is the washing machine!
So the washing machine steals them from the dryer to let it take the blame?
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